Loganize 

To be so lazy that you won't come out of your bedroom except to eat and go to the bathroom. That would require having to stop playing video games, which would be a hassle, as you can't be AFK in your online game or you'll risk being banned, and it's too inconvenient to back out to the lobby after a match is over because your friends might play a match without you.

Things you can't do include (but is not limited to) walking your dog, taking out the trash, taking your laundry to the washroom, and cleaning your room to the point where you don't even notice it smells like a gym locker room in there.

Stop Loganizing and get these dishes done.

He doesn't ever come outside to hang out any more. All he does is Loganize.

Loganize by Nakita Block September 11, 2020

Loganizing 

the act of leaning against the counter doing nothing

Bro stop Loganizing and get back to work!

Loganizing by Wylie Coyote November 7, 2011

lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.

Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!

lorganizer by mybitchess February 13, 2013

Loganized 

When someone who is present but is not completely all there.

Just like Hugh Jackman's Wolverine where he lost his memory and was basically a retard the whole movie. He was Loganized the whole origin movie.

Loganized by John Daniel 4 135 May 3, 2023