lorganizer

A person which might clean or organize items in such a way they actually become lost or misplaced. Lost + organize + lorganize. This person often has no recollection of the items they might be cleaning up or organizing, out of sight, out of mind as they say. The items lost or misplaced are often put in locations that don't make sense and you might never guess were there while looking for them.

Babe, have you seen my keys? They were sitting right here on the table.
No honey, haven't seen them. Sorry.
(after looking around the house for an hour.....)
WTF!! Who put them in the junk drawer!
Ohhh, that might have been me honey, sorry, now I remember..they were sitting out on the table while I was organizing the house.
You are such a lorganizer! You really need to stop lorganizing my shit!

lorganizer by mybitchess February 13, 2013

community organizer 

A fake job generally used to fill resumes that would normally be empty

Before he was a senator, he was a community organizer.

community organizer by Liquid Death October 26, 2008

Community Organizer 

Someone who organizes communities. In some communities, everything is disorganized and disheveled. So a community organizer comes in and organizes things, putting community socks in the community drawer, filing bills and invoices in hanging folders, making sure the laundry is folded, and many other difficult things.

Considered by some to be a qualification for president of the United States of America.

At an early age, Joe decided he wanted to be a CEO and then Commander-in-Chief of the U.S. military. Instead of going to West Point or Harvard Business School, he became a community organizer and moved to a large city and organized its communities.

Community Organizer by Anaconda 12 October 21, 2008

Community Organizer 

noun. (synonyms: Community Activist, Community Agitator, Rabble Rouser, Opportunist, Predator, Jihadist, College Student, Liberal, Bum) Individual who intentionally takes advantage of and stirs up sentiment among certain urban populations with the express intent of achieving a specific radical agenda that frequently produces either power, fame and/or wealth for the individual. Incredibly, in recent times, a Community Organizer actually became President of the new People's Republic of Amerika.

"Hey Ahmed, I just heard that the American infidels voted-in a Community Organizer as President!"

"Salaam alaikum, you mean those suckers actually voted for our Muslim brother, Barack Hussein Obama???"

Community Organizer by WYNDBRAKER March 22, 2009

Community Organizer 

Someone of African American decent.

This place is full of Community Organizers.

or

This community looks highly organized.

Community Organizer by Maliciouso1 November 2, 2008

Organizer 

When she says your dick is so big it rearranges all her internal organs.

Her friends told him he was quite the organizer in the bedroom.

Organizer by Gunnyhiway June 22, 2018

community organizer 

Noun. - A stinking fecal smeared gutter rat.

Used in context one might say "Ouch Joe, I just got bit by that big community organizer over there. I sure hate being a city sewer worker."

community organizer by Americawillriseagain November 8, 2011