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Lockroach

A disgusting, feral human who engages in the act of chastity using restraints and other devices in a sexual manner.
"Homie in chains, half insects/having sex, he a lockroach"
by Ipposaur October 30, 2023
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DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach
by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020
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Lockachini

An easy win or a clear no lose situation. Where the one whom uttered "Chini", is undoubtedly for-seeing subsequence circumstances in any walks of life. Only to be articulated if there is absolute certainty of forthcoming.

Part of Speech: Noun

Origin: Fanduel
"Yo Ravens are +2 -110 tonight! Thats a fucking Chini."
"Yo Sportivo is 0-0 against Cordoba in the 34th. Should we Nuke the undy at 1.5? Thats a lockachini!"
"BC Beroe Women are +29.5, is that a chini?"

"For sure bretheren,. let us throw the mortgage."
by King Chini October 27, 2022
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cockroach

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan
by nbc August 19, 2004
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Madagascar hissing cockroach

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one
YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???
by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022
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Cockroach

Nasty little assholes that are everywhere. they never fucking die, until you smash the damn thing eighty times. and then their antenna thingers still move around you finally just get pissed off enough to get a napkin, pick it up and flush it down the toilet.

and they also make you squirm/scream like a mother fucker.

and i think you all know why they're nicknamed COCKroaches.
Angela:-walks into the bathroom; looks on the floor- AHHH, HOLY SHIT A COCKROACH! -jumps on the counter and chucks everything at it and it still doesn't die- GOD DAMMIT. SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Marissa walks in the bathroom and sees the cockroach.

Marissa: "OH MY GOD, EW!" -smashes it with her shoe several times. " IT WON'T DIE!" -continues to smash it-

Angela: "OH NOOOOOESS!"
by bananafanna July 19, 2010
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Cockroach with no cock

Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock
by inn.my.shadowzs March 15, 2021
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