locked and loaded

A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.

I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

Locked and Loaded

Involves 2 extacy pills Take one pill and insert it into the anus, and put the other into your mouth and swallow it.

I had 2 double stacks and I locked and loaded them! My butt feels kinda tingly.

by Brian Patterson May 16, 2007

Locked and Loaded

When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.

"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."

by Justin Devine November 13, 2007

Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 4, 2024

locked and loaded and good to go

Prepared for an imminent activity. Believed to have originated during WWII, referring to the M1 Garand rifle, whose bolt automatically "locked" a round in the chamber when the rifle was "loaded" with a magazine, which could then be immediately fired without any further preparation required.

Frank: You still game for some blackjack and hookers?
Joe: locked and loaded and good to go bruh!

by 8david8 July 31, 2016

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004