A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.
I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.
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(verb expression) Short for locking the magazine/cartridge into the gun and loading the ammunition into the gun's chamber. (Usu. used to show toughness, ambition, fear and other strong characteristics. Originally spoken by John Wayne in "Sands of Iwo Jima" as "load and lock".)
One of the commandos in Resident Evil says "It's time to lock and load." when first seeing advancing zombies.
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Lock And Load originated in the Vietnam era. It is in reference to the M-16 rifle, Lock And load: the act of using the charging handle locking the bolt carrier in the open chamber position and loading the magazine into the magazine well.
The LZ is going to be hot, Lock And Load.
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To adjust a woman's boobs into a high and central location on the chest and hold with a garment such as a vest or short jacket.
"Lock and load 'em girl!" or "Now the girls look 'locked and loaded' honey!"
by DucRider October 31, 2007
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Involves 2 extacy pills Take one pill and insert it into the anus, and put the other into your mouth and swallow it.
I had 2 double stacks and I locked and loaded them! My butt feels kinda tingly.
by Brian Patterson May 03, 2007
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When a female intentionally gets pregnant by her boyfriend, or a guy she's interested in to make sure that the guy is a part of her life forever, usually via marriage.
After David proposed, Nicole was bragging that they were only dating three months by the time she lock and loaded him.
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When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.
"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."
by Justin Devine October 26, 2007
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