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A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.
I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.
Tim: Zack, is that your exgirlfriend?
Zack: No, she's an expotential. We never actually dated...
by brownsuite September 24, 2011
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Involves 2 extacy pills Take one pill and insert it into the anus, and put the other into your mouth and swallow it.
I had 2 double stacks and I locked and loaded them! My butt feels kinda tingly.
by Brian Patterson May 03, 2007
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When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.
"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."
by Justin Devine October 26, 2007
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