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A euphemism for preparing to cut a deadly fart.
I knew that familiar look passing across my husband of fifty years’ face; he was locked and loaded, so my defensive maneuver was to remove myself from his dangerous trajectory.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019
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Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
cooking with fire is lindy
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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Involves 2 extacy pills Take one pill and insert it into the anus, and put the other into your mouth and swallow it.
I had 2 double stacks and I locked and loaded them! My butt feels kinda tingly.
by Brian Patterson May 03, 2007
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When you getting road dome and right before you cum you slide the seat forward and the steering wheel down to where she has to catch it.
"I was driving around getting road dome and pulled a locked and loaded."
by Justin Devine October 26, 2007
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