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Jailbait Lookalike 

A girl over the age of 18 who appears to still be under 18 in the sense of a jailbait (Jailbait: an underage girl who appears to be over 18 because of her well developedness). She is the pedophile and creepy old guy's unattainable dream.
Pedophile: Oh, damn man... look at that chick walkin' in, she's gotta be 16, musta used a fake. I'm gonna go mack on her.
Guy: Are you joking? That's my sister... she's 20, just a jailbait lookalike you sick f@#$.
Pedophile: Well, then she'd be legal then?
Guy: Yeah, but unattainable for your fat, ugly, desperate @$$.
Jailbait Lookalike by Nipplefeister December 21, 2009

fiona lookalike

Someone with the the appearance of Fiona from shrek

Or

A ugly woman
Ooooo isn't she a fiona lookalike
fiona lookalike by Harassarah101 January 20, 2021

Lookalike 

Somebody that resembles an ex boyf/girlf so closely that it makes you laugh.
teenage girl: omg, that boy totally looks like your last boyfriend!
teenage girl 2: omg, he's a lookalike!
Lookalike by Lookalike Lover. November 30, 2009

Elvis lookalike 

An incredibly attractive man who could be Elvis Presley's twin.
My heart starting racing when I saw that Elvis lookalike.

Shroom LookeyLikey 

A possibly deadly mushroom that looks similar to a hallucinogenic mushroom. It came from a video on Youtube of a British guy hunting for liberty caps in a cow field.
Speaker 1: Man I don't feel so good.....
Speaker 2: I think those things we ate were Shroom LookeyLikey's!!!
Shroom LookeyLikey by The_Platapus September 21, 2011

Elmer Fudd lookalike 

Someone who looks like Elmer Fudd. But bears an uncanny resemble. Former Australian prime minister Kevin Rudd.
The Elmer Fudd lookalike threw his sandwich down, and got his gun. Shhhh, we go a wunting now!