lobstergasm
lobstergasm by greengrrl August 27, 2017
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Lobsterism
A religion based entirely on lobsters. Our god is a lobster. We worship them. We respect them. We look up to them. And most importantly we don't eat them.
Guy 1: Hey, I'd like to introduce you to my religion.
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
Guy 2: Hmm, well what is it?
Guy 1: Ever heard of Lobsterism?
Guy 2: Will you be the Red to my Lobster?
Lobsterism by LobsterLover68 October 2, 2019
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Lobstergate
A public reaction from an observation by world famous astrologer Chris Brennan that some artists randomly substitute the zodiac sign cancer with a lobster. The Cancer constellation is shaped like a crab, and its symbolism is lost as a lobster. This caused much reaction in early 2019.
Jimmy: Are you tired of lobstergate yet?
Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
Gary: I am but it bothers me to see people believing that lobsters and crabs are the same animals.
Lobstergate by Jimyee97 February 28, 2019
Lobsterism
1. A school of philosophy encompassing the works of the Canadian author and psychologist Jordan B. Peterson. The tenants for which can be found in the reference material "12 Rules For Life: An Antidote To Chaos".
2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
2. To be dangerous, yet virtuous, as there is no morality being harmless.
"For such a potentially intimidating man, I don't know anyone as noble and courageous as Jeff. That's true lobsterism for you."
Lobsterism by tHe PeNgUiN oF cUm August 6, 2018
Human Lobsterism
The "Boiled alive" effect of high pressure, high temperature steam bursting into a confined space and searing the skin off the personnel in said space. Occurs mainly on board vessels, where less than intelligent choices are made that result in human lobsterism. Related to the cooking process of lobsters, who are boiled alive and cooked to a tender perfection. You will want to avoid steamy baths at ALL TIMES.
After a screaming metal sound rings throughout the engine room...
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE
EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"
MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
MMC King: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THERE
EM2 Calvert: I don't know! We were playing Wizards and ET2 Hansen cast a lightning bolt at me to I threw a wrench at him... Then he picked it up and started using it to loosen stuff... he said he was casting "Steam Jet"
MMC King: You FUCKING WIZARDS WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TOUCHING ANYTHING THAT LOOKS TOO HEAVY FOR YOU TO LIFT? HE LIKELY EXPERIENCED HUMAN LOBSTERISM! Do you have ANY idea how much paperwork I'll have to do?
Human Lobsterism by Nuclear Ordinance February 27, 2012
Shackteâu
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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