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lobsterfestivity 

Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.
It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.

Lobster Fest 

Summmer time when everyone spends alot of time outside getting sunburned and turn into lobsters
mat and angelo are gonna spend alot of time at the beach this lobster fest
Lobster Fest by antonioseara May 27, 2008

lobster fest 

a group of sunburnt people at the beach, park etc
guy 1:"Whoa look at them! Its a freakin lobster fest!"
guy 2:"Yeah, they are little on the crispy side"
lobster fest by AJAX09 May 26, 2009

Lobsterectomy 

To relieve someone of the lobster in their vagina to make them less of a bitch.
Mrs. Williams needs a lobsterectomy.

lobsterstory 

A type of fanfiction written for the TV show Friends centering around true love.
My lobsterstory is about how much Ross and Rachel love each other.
Ross is Rachel's lobster.
lobsterstory by perkyshadowgirl October 13, 2006

Loserfest 

A drinking holiday; held on Thanksgiving,Christmas and New Year's Eve. You eat junkfood,watch movies,drink massive amounts of alcohol and end the evening shit-faced and listening to loud rock music.
Man, that loserfest was the best ever! Christmas is for pussies.
Loserfest by TYSON1 January 11, 2009
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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