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A state of extreme intoxication from alcohol, when you cannot focus to the point where yours eyes are just wandering around.
Man, Chuck was so drunk last night, completely lobster-eyed. Ya know, one eye going this way, the other that way.
by Whatagoodinternetname January 14, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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