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Lobotomy Kiasen

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Memes from the popular anime jujutsu kaisen revolving around a bunch of statements made in the show. Number one cause of brain damage in 2024.

"Nah, I'd win."
"Stand Proud, you're strong."
"With this treasure, I summon..."

And a bunch of others
Dude 1: Bro JJK is on a three week break
Dude 2: Damn, Lobotomy Kiasen is going to be at it's peak this few weeks
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Lobotomy Kaisen 

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Whenever the mangaka Gege Akutami stops making new issues of Jujitsu Kaisen, the fandom starts making "edits" of manga panels so bad they'll give you a stroke trying to read them.
Person 1: "After stand proud opened up his domain, he said: 'Are you you're strong because you're Im you? Or are you to the one who left it all behind and his overwhelming intensity because with this treasure I summon?' The finger responded:

'Nah, I'd win.'"

Person 2: "Lobotomy Kaisen is at 120% of it's potential"
Lobotomy Kaisen by hazeldeeznutts December 22, 2023

lobotomy kaisen 

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an anime that only comes to life during the manga break weeks, and the weeks between new chapters and episodes of jujutsu kaisen.

it was born from chapter 236 of jujutsu kaisen, when satoru gojo died.
"Yo a new edit of Lobotomy Kaisen just came out,"
"Nah, I'd win..."
lobotomy kaisen by orangefishy_8 December 29, 2023

lobotomy kaisen 

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Lobotomy Kaisen is the phenomena that occurs whenever the Jujutsu Kaisen manga goes on break, it usually lasts the same amount of time the break lasts. When the manga goes on break all Jujutsu Kaisen manga readers turn into lobotomized fiends that will post and repost the same 5 memes with either no modifications or very slight modifications done to them, resulting in a cacophony of mental illness.
Guy: Yo man, how are you?
Lobotomized Jujutsu Kaisen fan: Are you stand proud because nah I'd win the one who left it bet on Hakari the strongest.
Guy: Oh lobotomy kaisen is back.
Lobotomized Jujutsu Kaisen fan: You are strong.
lobotomy kaisen by zSunner December 31, 2023

Lobotomy Kaisen 

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A phenomenon that occurs within the jujutsu kaisen manga space when the evil cat (gege) goes on a break to protect himself from the onslaught of sacrificial rituals done by fans for offing their faves until the new chapter drops. it includes using a handful of words in a randomized fashion, akin to a lobotomy patient, to signify how deranged people spend their time. one of my favorite moments in 2023.

lexicon:
fraudkuna, king of frauds: sukuna
i'm you
you're strong
stand proud (word, character)
hakari (always bet on him)
with this treasure i summon
and his overwhelming intensity
leave it all behind
nah, i'd win
fingerer
kenny
plumber
immense strength
jogoat (gojo+jogo, the greatest sorcerer of all time)

example posts: sukuna next to the mental health instiutue, fraudkuna and mickey mouse, the tik toks, the trailer on youtube, meta textposts on the manga panels.
You: After "Stand proud." opened up his domain, he said, "Are you "You're strong." because you are "I'm you." or are you "The one who left it all behind! And his overwhelming intensity!!" because "With this treasure I summon..."?" The Fingerer simply answered, "Nah, I'd win."
Normie: dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

Eg 2:

You: I loved it when Yuji said it's Jujutsu Kaisen time and really kaisen'd his jujutsu
Normie: alright, im calling the police, this lobotomy kaisen nonsense is getting weirder by the day

Lobotomy Kaisen 

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Refers to a time period of the Jujutsu Kaisen fandom starting in late 2023 where so much death and tragedy were happening simultaneously both in the manga and anime (ie: Gojo's "death" (my glorious blue eyed king can't die) and Nanami's death), that both the manga and anime fandom's brains effectively malfunctionted, as if they had undergone a botched lobotomy (thus the name), and resorted to shitposting to try and cope with the fact that their favorite characters were dying.
The cope and shitposts aren't exclusive to just deaths, but just about anything having to relate to events in Jujutsu Kaisen (ie: Hakari dancing, or Choso tweaking with that one kitten)
Gojo: With this treasure, I summon... Nah I'd Win.
Fraudkuna: You are my special. You're strong.
Jogoat: This truly has been a Lobotomy Kaisen.
(The dialogue makes absolutely no sense because of how cooked the fandom's brains are)

Lobotomy Kaisen 

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a person who underwent so much tragedy after the death of Gojo that their brain couldn't cope with the situation and is so damaged beyond repair that they can barely function as a normal member of society (If they weren't already). Sub sequentially this type of procedure will sometime make people post the most confusing and horrendous memes on the internet which would make even god himself question why he bothers even keeping us around.
Lobotomy Kaisen is getting worse every break week
Lobotomy Kaisen by Lucifenia January 8, 2024
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