Loafdog 

A cute loaf that makes cute loaf-faces and likes to loaf with his two best loafs

So adorable! What a loafdog. I loaf you, loafdog.

Loafdog by superawesomerainbowgoldfish November 13, 2011

Loafdong 

An always flaccid penis. As opposed to permanent private swelling.

Henry was sadly suffering from some serious loafdong. If only he could suck his own dick.

Loafdong by Effyeahdogg October 17, 2017