Loafdong

An always flaccid penis. As opposed to permanent private swelling.

Henry was sadly suffering from some serious loafdong. If only he could suck his own dick.

by Effyeahdogg October 17, 2017

Loafdog

A cute loaf that makes cute loaf-faces and likes to loaf with his two best loafs

So adorable! What a loafdog. I loaf you, loafdog.

by superawesomerainbowgoldfish November 13, 2011