Loaf Dick 

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

Loaf Dick by phoehm November 13, 2016

dick loaf 

A slacker. lazy ass. Poor judgement. Always refers to a male.

Hey, you dick loaf's get off your lazy ass and cook some dinner.

dick loaf by uncle phil December 29, 2004