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Satan's Loaf 

A bit of a wrench; a turd of titanic proportion
Don't wanna go in there mate - Satan's Loaf wouldn't flush!
Satan's Loaf by Dog April 22, 2003

Cobbler's Loaf

Achieving sexual gratification whilst taking a shit in someone's shoe.
Mary is so hot, I grabbed her high heels and gave her a Cobbler's Loaf!
Cobbler's Loaf by flowergrazer September 16, 2016

bread loaf shoes 

When an obese women is so fat that her feet puff out of the tops of her shoes like that of rising bread from a loaf pan.
Yo, check out that fat girls bread loaf shoes, her feet are puffing out of them just like rising bread.
bread loaf shoes by me.....)()( January 12, 2008

One loaf shy of a sandwich 

An old Alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn't take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
Alaskan fisherman: That guy's one loaf shy of a sandwich.

Alaskan fisherman's friend: That doesn't make much sense, man.
a seat of great comfort, made of any baggage ranging from dufflebags, suitcases, and backpacks. most effective when the person making the loaf seat has less then 8 hours of sleep.
the man made a loaf seat to sleep on while waiting for his ride.
guy 1:"dude im about to pass out"
guy 2: make a loaf seat"
five minutes later...
guy 1:"zzz"
guy 2:"zzz"
loaf seat by BSA T74 AW September 25, 2010

loaf snack 

My bf.
Omg yas my Bf is such a Loaf snack

Lol i call my bf my loaf snack hope he doesnt sees this
loaf snack by RomanS_cock June 30, 2021
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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