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Loiz is someone who is obsessed with each other and at the end, they both aren’t anymore.
Loaf and liz is a Loiz!
Loiz by katari lunaAr May 29, 2022
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Loiz Layne

1. ryhming slang for cocaine

2. A love interest, usually female, who ignores flirting and thoughtful actions because of her infatuation with someone who would probably never have her.

for example "got any Lois Lane"
for example "got any Loiz Layne"
Loiz Layne by loiz layne March 15, 2017
a pufferfish. highly elastic and spikey.
Loize is such a great aquarium pet! So extraordinary!
Loize by Hazel Aoma October 8, 2020
Loizos is usually a great guy!
Currently waiting for dogs to finish quarantine to go for pashies
-who is that guy?
-Oh its Loizos

-ahh he looks great!
Loizos by Not me for sure May 7, 2020
This is a name for vert sexy people, only pretty people are named loizz
Hey look there s loizz
loizz by Yeahxo November 21, 2021
The incorrect way of spelling Louisa. Probably a stupid greek.
How do you spell Loiza? "L-o-u-i-s-a"
Loiza by WalaWala54 November 11, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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