Llonkey

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A descriptive word used to call someone lazy, ugly, or to say that it's someone you make do work, for example carry heavy stuff.

It's a combination between llama and donkey.

For example: "He is a llonkey."
Or: "He is my llonkey."

Llonkey by Zudox February 4, 2018

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lolonkey

Backstory: Lolonkey is a word I made up a few years back and is still used amongst me and my friends to this day.

Meaning: Lolonkey is a way to say lol without sounding bland or annoying. U can use it in real life or through text

Origin: The lol part in (lol)onkey came from the phrase “lol” and the onkey lol(onkey) came from the word d(onkey).

If someone asks you what lolonkey means just say “lolonkey means trolonkey”

Friend: yoo watch this funny TikTok

Me: *watched the TikTok*
Me: lolonkey

lolonkey by Killbuzz April 11, 2021

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Llonkey • lonkey • lolonkey

lonkey

the feeling of absolute need for a boyfriend

i ‘ve never wanted a boyfriend more in my life
ohh so you’re lonkey today?

lonkey by phoenixiscool:) November 19, 2021

lonkey

the feeling of absolute need for a boyfriend

omgg i want a boyfriendd

do you mean you’re really lonkey?

lonkey by phoenixiscool:) November 19, 2021

Lonkey

Overall someone who is silly, goofy, and whimsical both mentally and physically

Person A: “Look at that silly boy”
Person B: “I know, what a lonkey little guy!”

Lonkey by meevin March 22, 2022

Lonkey

A slang term for the act of being lonely.

Jamie felt very lonkey at Sixth Form.

Lonkey by Gingerlewis0707 October 15, 2024

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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