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Robert lewandowski

An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautiful children klara and lara

Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
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Lewangoalski

A nickname given to Bayern & Polish striker Robert Lewandowski by teammate Thomas Muller.
Muller: Here in Bayern, we have Robert Lewangoalski, get it? Robert Lewangoalski!
Lewangoalski by Despair Lord November 28, 2021
The most beautiful girl with a nice body shape, has dreamy and pornstar eyes, likes dark skin boys with lovely smiles, has problems with making decisions(doesn’t know how to say NO).
Gets chased by so many boys but is loyal to the one she has.
Lewana looked into that boys eye and got him an erection
Lewana by Naijaboyforever January 6, 2019
Llewyn is the sexiest motherfucker known to the human race, but this doesn't phase them. Although their envious relations , they don't giving a flying fuck as Llewyn is the MOST chill guy anyone has ever met, and you can talk to him, about anything, at any time, and still, he's a stimulating motherfucker. Some get a little pissed at this Llewyn cunt... but that's just because they're being a little pussy ass bitch and won't just give this beautiful fuckwit a monstrous hug.
Llewyn is the biggest lad know to man kind.
Llewyn by Big Fat Juicy Dog November 30, 2019

Giving Lewandowski 

Licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating.
I once walked in on @CLewandowski_ licking a dogs asshole while ferociously masturbating. That’s why eating dog ass is called “giving Lewandowski.”

Lewandowski

John Smith: LEWANDOWSKI!

Joe Lewandowski: What?!?

John Smith: Nothing. I just love saying you name.

Joe Lewandowski: Yeah, it's awsome.
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