An absolute goal machine for the best club in the world bayern munchen also is married to a very pretty but scary karete women anna lewandowski and has to beautifulchildren klara and lara
Also is the man that got robbed of the ballon d'or
The most beautiful girl with a nice body shape, has dreamy and pornstar eyes, likes dark skinboys with lovely smiles, has problems with making decisions(doesn’t know how to say NO).
Gets chased by so many boys but is loyal to the one she has.
Llewyn is the sexiest motherfucker known to the human race, but this doesn't phase them. Although their envious relations , they don't giving a flying fuck as Llewyn is the MOST chill guy anyone has ever met, and you can talk to him, about anything, at any time, and still, he's a stimulating motherfucker. Some get a little pissed at this Llewyn cunt... but that's just because they're being a little pussy ass bitch and won't just give this beautiful fuckwit a monstrous hug.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.