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Sorry I have llagas

A sentence used to decline a sexual offer.
Person1: You can call me whenever you want.
Person2: Sorry I have llagas have a nice day.

Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.

Llamas with Hats 

"CAAAAAAARL" - Paul from Llamas with Hats

Llamas With Hats 

Caaaaaaaaarl
Llamas with hats, ep 1
Paul: Caarl, there's a dead human in our house!
Carl: Ohhh, heyyy! How did he get there?
Paul: Caaaaaaaaarl, what did you do?
Llamas With Hats by fjvjxyayvjc August 10, 2018

Llamasexual 

When you're attracted to llamas very very much and you love them!
Twaimz is Llamasexual

Me and twaimz are Llamasexual
Llamasexual by LlamasBitch March 10, 2015
Abbreviation for the phrase "Like Anyone Gives A Shit." Used to connote utter disregard and/or contempt for the subject or discussion at hand.
Person A:
Did you see what he just did over there to that person's car?

Person B:
LAGAS
LAGAS by Disgruntled9 March 19, 2010