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The Action of being brutally murdered with a chain
Livonie Jerry NOW!
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livonia public schools

Livonia MI public schools. probably the worst public schools system in the US. has like no money and hires awful teachers who cant keep there dicks in there pants. vaping and nudes is very common throught the system.
ana; did u here about Livonia public schools?
m: oh yeah that trash place? ew
by sarawolkowicz January 13, 2019
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the worst school anyone will ever have gone to. 100% do not recommend. the teachers are assholes and the students are annoying over dramatic psychotic bitches. they're so fucking strict to the point where ur own socks have to be navy, black, or white. the uniforms are ugly as shit. the teachers don't even know how to teach all they do is put up slideshows that we have to ha dwrite in notebooks. it is low key the worst catholic school ever. the kids are weird and literally everyone is leaving. also u aren't allowed to have a bf/gf or talk abt crushes or there will be serious consequences. the teachers are legit so uptight and annoying. Oh ye the amount of hw they fucking give is ridiculous.
kid: bRuH what school u go to
kid 2: st michael catholic school (livonia,mi) bruh if sucks literal ass
kid: damn im sry bruh
by My dawg bruh May 20, 2019
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Livonia public schools

The most ghetto school system in the entire world where leaked nudes and sex tapes are normal!And don’t forget about everyone vaping in the bathrooms!!! and ofc how could we forget Lexi wojo. everyone is fake here!!!
Emma: did u go to livonia public schools?
sam: no!
by hoesloveme12 October 14, 2021
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Livonia

A city in livonia whose population has been steadily decreasing since the 1970's because as scientific studies have shown, it is tied with Antarctica the most boring place on earth, although many residents will argue that living in Antarctica is far more badass. There are 3 high schools in the LPS system (where having kids at your graduation is considered cool):

Stevenson: Everyone at this school thinks theyre the shit cause they come from "rich livonia" which is about as rich as Rich and Rare whiskey. they usually have a decent yet overrated hockey/football team and are known for talking excessive shit while running up their parents credit card debt. They had a nasty herpes outbreak in the 90s and continue to have most of the blood from their blood drive rejected due to STDs. Havin kids at graduation makes u cool

Churchill: The "in the middle" school. its not much more exciting than the city itself. their football team hasnt won a game in 78564 years (yet stevenson still gets a big ego booster from beating them) and their hockey was good but now it sucks

Franklin: Ohh boy This school has almost as high of standards as Clarenceville. nobody here makes more than 5 dollars a decade but they still manage to get fucked up every weekend. There was a fight there a few years back where a kid was airlifted to u of m (a place that no student of that school will ever attend) but not much came of it except street cred. Shitty/cheap drugs are easy to get at franklin
I'm from livonia, can you spare either a penny or a blank credit card application?
by ChildOfLivonia February 3, 2010
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ligonier

Ligonier, a small little historic town where the people who live in it are delusional yuppies or redneck closet alcoholics who think they are better than everyone else.
"Hey, let's visit Ligonier and play drunken yuppie and redneck"
by Trolol4455 July 8, 2018
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Livoniamotd

A meme account the better science class. Mr Miller is the better science teacher and if you don’t have him you have low IQ lolololol
Livoniamotd is the best instagram science meme account
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