The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.
The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).
If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
Originating in a Liverpool Prison. The senior convict Christens his new cell mate by removing his matress and defecating through the slats of the upper bunk onto his sleeping face thus establishing superiority..
Pete still remembers with disgust his first night in prison when he was subjected to the Liverpool Longdrop..
Someone perceived as being of little value or worth, as evidenced by being ignored when others are getting attention. Usually used as a semi-rhetorical question. Origin probably in American Jewish humor of the early-to-mid 20th century.
Shopping/entertainment complex in Liverpool.
Features shops such as Hollister, Zara, H&M, Oakley, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, Swarovski, G-Star, Aldo, Pull and Bear, Espirit, Desigual, All Saints, Reiss, Karen Millen, David M Morrison, L'Occitane among many others. Liverpool ONE also has lots of trendy restaurants, bars, coffee shops and even an Odeon IMAX theatre.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.