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Liver Belt

The reverse of a strap on dildo. Turns the wearer from pitcher to catcher.

The strap part is basically the same however instead of a dildo being attached, a raw piece of liver is coiled and affixed to a holster on the belt. A guy then approaches the wearer of such device and proceeds to fuck the coiled liver. Ideally the liver is first warmed to body temperature and lubricated, possibly with k-y but vegetable oil will work just fine. Can also affix the liver belt to a chair whereby the dude can beat off into it (much less gay).

If you are like Portnoy, you return the liver to the refrigerator for dinner later.
Gal: "My pussy really hurts tonight."

Guy: "Ok, let me warm up the ol' Liver Belt"
Liver Belt by Ball sack itch July 15, 2009

Liverpool are playing at home 

Euphemism for a woman's menstrual period.
'I have to go to the ladies room to change my tammy, liverpool are playing at home'
What Mario mother fuckin' wants
Mario: HEY, mamafucker come here and give me your LIVER!!!
Liver by FullArtAnimations January 14, 2022

Liverpool Longdrop 

Originating in a Liverpool Prison. The senior convict Christens his new cell mate by removing his matress and defecating through the slats of the upper bunk onto his sleeping face thus establishing superiority..
Pete still remembers with disgust his first night in prison when he was subjected to the Liverpool Longdrop..
Liverpool Longdrop by Bitchinmiester November 12, 2010

chopped liver 

Someone perceived as being of little value or worth, as evidenced by being ignored when others are getting attention. Usually used as a semi-rhetorical question. Origin probably in American Jewish humor of the early-to-mid 20th century.
"What am I, chopped liver?" "What do I look like, chopped liver?"
chopped liver by Joel K. December 28, 2005

Liverpool ONE 

Shopping/entertainment complex in Liverpool.
Features shops such as Hollister, Zara, H&M, Oakley, American Apparel, Urban Outfitters, Swarovski, G-Star, Aldo, Pull and Bear, Espirit, Desigual, All Saints, Reiss, Karen Millen, David M Morrison, L'Occitane among many others. Liverpool ONE also has lots of trendy restaurants, bars, coffee shops and even an Odeon IMAX theatre.
Shaun: I need something to wear for Saturday night.
Kevin: Go to Liverpool ONE.
Liverpool ONE by MyUDpseudonym September 26, 2010
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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