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When you put a condom on full of liqour with a hole in it and she/he slobs on your knob

Aw dude this chick came over last night and she gave me liqour dick

Liqour dick by Hertapussy driver April 15, 2023

Words you can keep

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

liquor dick by brandon May 1, 2004

liquor dick

when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).

i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...

liquor dick by the dude November 17, 2004

dick liquor

When a 21 year old alcoholic man has an 18 year old alcholic girlfriend and he tells her that if she wants to get drunk she's gonna have to suck him off every half an hour and gulp down his half pint of dick liquor.

The only way Melissa could get drunk was by drinking Tom's dick liquor several times a day. Just before work, just after work, and just before sleeping were their favorite times.

dick liquor by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006

dick cole liquor

An owner of an alcohol store who is a total douche.

Person 1: You're not gonna believe that dick cole liquor.
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He carded me for buying a bottle of Tito's Premium Vodka.
Person 2: What a cunt!

dick cole liquor by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016

Liquor Quicker dicker

A liquor quicker dicker is one who uses alcoholic beverages to aid in fast seduction.

Juan found the ladies much compliant after cocktails; he was called a liquor quicker dicker at the bar.

Liquor Quicker dicker by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

Liquor n dicker

Getting drunk and fucking

My girl loves it when I liquor n dicker

Liquor n dicker by billybangbang September 17, 2023

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026