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Octopussy Lipatitus
An oral disease of the mouth transmitted through the XX chromosomes. Females can transmit the infection to other females but males are not affected because they do not have the XX chromosomes. The disease looks like Octopus tentacles on the lips.
She went down on her girlfriend and it fucked her whole shit up! She had Octopussy Lipatitus for like 2 weeks.
Octopussy Lipatitus by Scoone July 20, 2018
Leviticus
A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
Leviticus by Barjahamoligadonkya March 1, 2011
Booticus Lipicus
the disease Booticus Lipicus is when your lips are very large. usaly a man named Hansen gets this term.
Booticus Lipicus by cedarville niggas December 2, 2010
Lipitis
Its the inflammation of the bottom lip, causing the person to look like a camel or Jay Z for instance, resulting from excessive pouting or sadness brought on by constant picking on or ridicule.
Oh poor Matt, cause of Eric and Mitch playing tricks on him and poking fun at him he has now developed Lipitis.
Hey Matt you better get some medication for that case of Lipitis before a bird shits on your lip.
Hey Matt since you have Lipitis right now and its raining, Would you mind if I stand under your lip so I am out of the rain?
Hey Matt you better get some medication for that case of Lipitis before a bird shits on your lip.
Hey Matt since you have Lipitis right now and its raining, Would you mind if I stand under your lip so I am out of the rain?
Lipitis by Coles Bosox February 23, 2008
litticus titticus
The root of the term "litty titty". Originally used to express extreme elation. A positive response to a new revelation.
Barnius: Brother! Prepare the to party, for the women have just arrived with intoxicating beverages!
Maximus: Litticus Titticus, brother!
Maximus: Litticus Titticus, brother!
litticus titticus by MeatWall March 13, 2018
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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