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LipStick Lips 

LipStick Lips are the utmost perfectly shaped lips for, you guessed it.... LIPSTICK or LIPGLOSS. As my grandmother told me when I was little and because I had taken after her in the shape of her Lips department, she always said they were our #LipStickLips. No mirror need apply.
Grandmother:Sissy what are you doing in the mirror putting on your lipstick? Don't ya know, LipStick Lips just simply don't need one!
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Kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips

Kjlompl stands for. “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “ it means that ur a psycho nigga who put makeup on ur hoohaa
Hey guess what

What ?

This bitch just said “ kylie jenner lipstick on my pussy lips “

Oh hell no get the kids

putting lipstick on a pig 

A term used by many, generally in reference to someone who may be trying to make something or someone look appealing or attractive when it quite clearly will not work, or will only deceive the dumbest of people.

Car salesmen are generally good at "putting lipstick on a pig" because they are always selling unroadworthy buckets of shit and try and hide their shitfulness by tarting them up.
The dude in that car yard just put a body kit on that piece of shit. Talk about putting lipstick on a pig
Word of the Day on September 11, 2008

Lipstick Alley 

Lipstick Alley was originally a website for Black women of all ethnicities, but originally only for African-American women. Now it is a website full of people masked in "digital blackface" and trolls who "doxx" people's personal information, and the moderators and The Admin are okay with that. In fact the Admin and moderators scheme behind closed doors to get rid of users they find irritating, it was revealed by a moderator that they discuss members, which is why certain members are always given warnings for no reason and then banned indefinitely. They also have favorite members, who can do no wrong. They can "doxx" and "cyber-bully" and get no warnings. They also love to use the "groan" button to show how much they dislike someone, which shows you how crazy they are.

Biased moderators include The Admin who is the worst, Chris Partlow, DadofSage, RagstoRiches, and a few others. Most of them are in digital blackface, as LSA has been sold over the years. If you want to be bullied, harassed, and stalked, then LSA is the place for you. The blocking system is flawed, it does not work, and if you ask the Admin or moderators for help, they will shun you and possibly turn the table on you and ban you, instead of the person harassing you.

There is a privacy breach, in which you cannot delete your account or data. They also collect data on each and every user.
"I don't like what you have to say on Lipstick Alley, so I'm going to GROAN you to death with the rating system! And get you banned by the Admin and the moderators!"

Response: "DAMN!"
Lipstick Alley by RanRanChan September 19, 2020

whore lipstick 

Bright red lipstick.
Generally worn by high end whores.
Hey look, Jessica's wearing her whore lipstick!
Crystal is thinking about wearing whore lipstick, tonight.
whore lipstick by Whore101 June 21, 2014

Lipstick Lullaby

A kiss goodnight from a girl, phrase introduced from a song by Mayday Parade.
With a lipstick lullaby she walked away into the night.
Lipstick Lullaby by JaceyBlue October 24, 2012

Lipstick Nerd 

An exceptionally intelligent woman, who enjoys retaining her femininity and takes pleasure in being sexy. She plucks, shaves, grooms, and wears makeup. An "A-list" nerd.
"Did you see the lipstick nerd on the arm of Dr. Smith?"
"Yeah, I bet he has a huge IQ"
Lipstick Nerd by woolysocks September 20, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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