Lingwood 

The word 'Lingwood' is slang for the term 'Limp Wood' (having a flaccid penis.)

The word is thought to have originated in the upper classes of society, so that they may insult one another without having to dirty their lips with 'inappropriate language.'

Person 1: I say, that fellow over there is such a Lingwood!
Person 2: Haha! Quite.

Lingwood by GoAlveoliWeArehappYforyou June 18, 2014

longwood 

the school where fuck-ups are accepted.
where the sluts, bitches, assholes and potheads go.
we got preps, ghetto black people, ghetto white people,
wannabes, goths, punks, guidos, emos, gays, lesbians and
anyone else you can classify, we got.
about a quarter of the school is on probation
we have about 3 or 4 fights a day
we have a football team that owns and cheerleaders who get owned...
most of us are just lucky to just pass our classes
we get niggas from like 13 different towns
we have a middle school anddd a jr high
our assistant principle got a dwi and crashed into a cop and was on tv on it.....
and their still our assistant principle...
words are created here that get stolen and moved to district to district.
we got 9 periods a day starting at fucking 7am -__-
everyone hates it here.

longwoodlongwoodlwoodlions

longwood by ashley_loves_leppieeee November 15, 2009

Longwood 

A place where students will talk tf back to a teacher if they step outta their place
A place where almost every sport here beats pat-med cuz their fucking ass at everything
A place where at the high school there are about 3-4 fights a week at 7 am because the hot Cheeto bitches can't help themselves
A place that is KNOWN to long island and people from other districts tend to know a lot of people here
A place where all the pick me bitched spend their times trying to get mfs attention who don't want it
A place where ghetto mfs go to roam to start unnecessary drama
A place security guards get tackled to the floor while running to stop a fight
A place where pussy ass niggas jump mfs cuz they scared to handle their own problems
A place where sophomores ferociously be all up on the freshman
Good stuff: You can easily make friends here but mad of em become fake

P1: " Yo ngl Mr Dewitt is madk

P2: "Oh shii you go to Longwood to??"

Longwood by thee.anonymousij June 22, 2021

longwood 

Longwood.....the school for those of us that don't care enough about football to go to Tech, aren't stuck up enough to go to UVA, won't spend the 200 hours a week of studying needed to go to William and Mary, aren't gangster enough for ODU, aren't quite slutty enough for Radford and are too lazy to leave the state.

borrowed from a fellow Longwood student who borrowed it from someone else :-D

You went to Longwood?
Yes, I hate to study...

longwood by Eryn November 5, 2004

longwood 

a highschool on long island
that owns pat-med at everything.
Everyone's poor but thinks they're not.
Fights on request.
Annual bombscares
exploding toilets
and many girls with eating disorders.
but they do have nice hair.
the guys look like girls
and make fun of the ones who don't
and vice versa
every girl, is stuckup in SOME way.
for the most part.
the teachers don't know what they are teaching
and the principal changes more often than my underwear.

Rory: "Yo. longwood highschool owned us a football"
Sherif: "OF COURSE WE DID"
Mike R: "PWNT, NOOBS"

longwood by Trish V. September 24, 2006

Linwood

A rich town just minutes away from the beach. Here you will see a bike gang with a bunch of faggy kids that do wheelies and get in the way of traffic. Here soccer is the man sport and is what the town revolves around. In this town there is also to fuckboy kids that play lacrosse and think they are the shit. If you are going to move here I would suggest not doing so.

Oh you live in linwood.

Linwood by Muckbang April 23, 2019

Linwood

Noun - A unit of time equivelant to 3 hours.

"Hey Robbie, I'm running a little late. I'll be there in a Linwood.

Linwood by Knoxville Time Keeper September 20, 2016