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Asinum Lingent Theorem 

asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"

A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.
Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.

Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?

Lingenfresser 

Yiddish for a person or child that keeps on pestering or nagging. The literal meaning is a lungeater.
Sidney! Stop pestering me, you lingenfresser.
Lingenfresser by Murray Haldanish September 19, 2019

lingenfelter 

The name John Lingenfelter has become a legend in the world of performance engineering.
The ambitions and aspirations of many engineers and enthusiasts, the world over, were represented almost casually in his daily life and actions. For over 28 years, Lingenfelter has been synonymous with world class performance, taking great cars and trucks and reinventing them with legendary precision.

This legendary record of precision engineering continues, as the Lingenfelter design team continues to target design excellence in engine packages and parts.
The Lingenfelter legend remains with us in every detail, and is reflected in our vehicles with refined power, speed and control.

Lingenfelter Performance Engineering
or LPE offers packages for C4, C5 & C6 Corvette. Cadillac CTS-V, Chevrolet SSR, Pontiac GTO, Chevrolet Camaro, Impala SS, Pontiac Firebird, Cadillac Escalade, GMC Denali, Sierra & H2 Hummer & Dodge Viper. Lingenfelter twin turbo packages range from 550 horsepower to over 1,000 horsepower and supercharger packages starting at 475 horsepower.
Oh shit!
Look at that Lingenfelter Corvette!
It has a LS7 7.0L V8 with 1280Hp!
0-60 in 1.7 seconds!
Yea rite!?

Wanna bet?

Fucking rite

3..2..1..

=DONE!=
Dam, he was rite!
N. A female that has futuristic lingo. A female from lingolia.
I am the opposite of a lingolian, I'm a linget.
Linget by Therealfuture June 18, 2011

Lingestic 

John was lingestic when he got a bad score on his test.
Lingestic by Ismat Yahya March 6, 2019

lingerturd 

1. When you stand up from the toilet after shitting and wiping your ass, and it feels like another piece of poop falls off your butt into the toilet.

2. The feeling of bewildered uncertainty during this event.
My last piece of toilet paper I used came up clean, but when I stood up, I felt a lingerturd go into the toilet.