1 definition by Flipper-KS
asinum lingent = Latin for "ass lick"
A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.
A theorem which states that one who eats ass, will ultimately become an ass. Typically applies to the more 'sophisticated' douchebag who brags to his friends about all the ass he eats.
Douche: Yeah bro last night I was all up in Bonqueshia's booty. I was eatin that ass like groceries, shit was so cash.
Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?
Friend: That's great man. Have you heard of the Asinum Lingent Theorem?
by Flipper-KS April 3, 2016