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eric lindros 

A hockey player for the Dallas Stars.
Was once one of the greatest forces in the game but his career was unhitched due to multiple concussions. Most notably when he got ROCKED by Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.
eric lindros by some rand July 17, 2006

Eric Lindros 

The greatest hockey player in history. Superhuman strength that would command attention whenever he stepped onto an NHL surface. Hart Trophy winner 1995.

Eric Lindros would break necks with devastating hits, score highlight reel goals that would make Wayne Gretzky cry himself to sleep, and punish anyone in his way with constant flurries of fists to the mouth.

Some suspect he is the spawn of Hercules and Wonder Woman.

Also known as "The Great One". Sorry Gretzky, try to take it back if you like the taste of haymakers.
Eric Lindros is the only man in history documented to stop the spin of the earth's axis with a bodycheck.

Petri Lindroos 

The most awesome badass Nordic Warrior who ever lived.
He does harsh vocals and guitars for the sick band Ensiferum.
He used to be in Norther but got kicked out because the other guys decided he was focusing too much on Ensiferum. It was most likely because they were jealous. Petri drinks many magic potion and hails in Finland.
Metalhead: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Petri Lindroos.
Dumbass: I wish I was 1 percent as cool as Dani Filth.
Metalhead: Kill yourself.
Petri Lindroos by Killdanifilth December 12, 2009

lindroos 

A girl from a small northern town who is very attractive, yet easily influenced.
The football team totally lindroosed that cheerleader. She won't walk for weeks
lindroos by Jim O'Sullivan February 16, 2008

LINAROSA 

Linarosa es el alma gemela de Valeria , ella es una persona muy amable, hermosa, preciosa y sobre todo social, ella se enamora muy rapido, pero le tocan puros sonsos lamentablemente :(( . Le gusta salir de fiesta, tambien le gusta pasar mucho tiempo con sus amigos y no aguanta pulgas, algunas veces es algo mongolita, concluyendo con esto se baña dejando una semana y le gusta puro capricornio, pero lamentablemente le gusta su crush desde el 2017.
persona 1: si quieres conquistar a linarosa, dale un shot de tequila.
persona 2: puede ser, pero mejor comprale un bikini de CAPITTANA.
persona 1: excelente idea!
LINAROSA by sjnchbri3jwenk November 22, 2021

lindrogeentorfant 

The act of dryhumping a tall dresser while wearing headphones on your neck.
Steve loves to lindrogeentorfant after long nights of school.
lindrogeentorfant by idksadlmao December 12, 2024