1 definition by HunterSThompson

Top Definition
The greatest hockey player in history. Superhuman strength that would command attention whenever he stepped onto an NHL surface. Hart Trophy winner 1995.

Eric Lindros would break necks with devastating hits, score highlight reel goals that would make Wayne Gretzky cry himself to sleep, and punish anyone in his way with constant flurries of fists to the mouth.

Some suspect he is the spawn of Hercules and Wonder Woman.

Also known as "The Great One". Sorry Gretzky, try to take it back if you like the taste of haymakers.
Eric Lindros is the only man in history documented to stop the spin of the earth's axis with a bodycheck.
by HunterSThompson April 28, 2006

Mug icon
Buy a Eric Lindros mug!