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A very strange guy who will never ever pay attention in class
Ohh you're such a lindert pay attention!
Lindert by JustMe45 September 12, 2019
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A Linders is a tall, gorgeous, model-like woman. One is known to have shy smile, brilliant mind, and a heart overflowing with love. A Linders is classy, but isnt afraid to dance dirty and have fun with her friends. You can tell if you have found a Linders if she has big beautiful eyes, when people flock around her as if she were hiding candy. Linders has a partner named Smella, but also has plenty of other friends who love her dearly. A Linders is one in a million and if you find one, hold one tight.
Damn Linders, your looking hot!
Linders by sweeetstufff October 23, 2011

Pecky linders 

When it’s so fucking cold outside your nips (nipples) become bullets
Oi nah then Sandra, must be cold outside you got some reyt pecky linders there
Pecky linders by Chayter666 September 7, 2019

lindered 

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.
After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.
lindered by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

Linderize 

v. 1: An action which consists of one repeating a joke, pun, or otherwise humorous action in quick succession until it ceases to be humorous. (American in origin, based on one Mr. Linder who performed the above action to no end)
"Hey! Knife to see you!"
"Stop that. You're Linderizing it."
Linderize by Yon Terminator April 13, 2004

lindered 

/adj./ Intoxicated to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties, yet still being able to get it up and rock the fuck out for hours.
"If things go as planned, I'm getting lindered and and claiming a few goth sluts virginity."
lindered by 313 May 27, 2003

Linderful 

An awesome person whose name is Linda. But she is so WONDERFUL that she and that word became one, because the whole world must know, the second they hear that name, that LinderFul is WonderFul.
That girl Lindeful has such an awesome personality and she is Truely My Hero.
Linderful by Gangstur February 1, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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