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Lilkerize 

To cut the sleeves off a (normally metal related) t-shirt and wear it as a vest. Named in honor of Brutal Truth / Nuclear Assault bassist Dan Lilker, who is never seen wearing sleeved shirts.
Man, it's too hot today! Time to lilkerize this faded old Celtic Frost shirt and air out my pits!
Lilkerize by Riffs-Rule-All August 9, 2013

Lingerie Football League 

A recent new sport started in 2009 where women actually wear limited revealing clothes and sports equipment such as pads and helmets and play football. This has now created a new (sort of) equivalent female counterpart for football professionally.
Other guy: Wanna watch some Lingerie Football League games?
Me: The fuck is that?
Other guy:hot chicks actually dressing in sports uniforms and revealing clothes and play football.
Me:Awesome....

ankle lingerie 

lingerie that will be purchased by a by a male for a female to wear on a specific night, but found to be pointless by the male because it will undoubtedly be coming off anyways after roughly 2-7 mins and wind up around said females ankle
dude, katie wants me to go to victoria secret and get her something for friday night, but im not gonna spend all that money on ankle lingerie!
ankle lingerie by halestone15 March 3, 2009

Texas Lingerie 

A very specific type of lingerie found to be very attractive to Texan males.

Consists of cotton panties, a tight t-shirt (preferably white in color), and no bra.
"Forget about lace and thongs, I like my girl wearing Texas Lingerie!"
Texas Lingerie by K-C- March 21, 2007

Rules of Lingerie Shopping

1. Check the dirty laundry. While you woman is in the shower, check her bra and panty size. Nothing ruins a sexy gift of lingerie quicker than buying her something two sizes too big. No matter how good she looks, she's self concious about her figure.
2. You are not shopping for Heidi Klum. Be realistic about your selection of lingerie. Buy something appropriate to your woman's body type. Does she have a baby belly, and an awesome rack? Shop a baby doll which draws the eyes to the cleavage, and covers the belly. That corset may look hot on some 90lb boob jobbed model, but your woman will hate it. She may actually want to draw a breath at some point in the evening.
3. Don't be shy. When you are at the lingerie store, get one of the ladies to help you. Now don't be a creep about this, but try to pick out a sales lady with your lady's body type. Give her your woman's measurments early, and she can lead you to something appropriate.
And again, don't be a creep. Keep your eyes on the task.
4. KISS Keep It Simple, Stupid. Think of lingerie as gift wrapping. You want easy access. You do not want to be fighting with a half dozen doubleback hooks, behind her back, while in the throes of passion. A drawstring at the cleavage is perfect. Fun and easy to reveal the prize inside.
5. Complete the package. So you've got some lingerie she will look hot in. Does it need stockings? Again, consult with the sales lady. Buy her favorite wine, or choclate covered strawberries.
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lingerie 

Lingerie is a term for women's fashion undergarments.

It is usually made of Lycra, nylon, polyester, satin, lace and/or silk.

Some lingerie doubles as outerwear.

Lingerie includes:
* Babydoll
* Basque
* Bedjacket
* Blanket sleeper
* Bloomers
* Bodystocking
* Bodysuit
* Bodice
* Boy shorts
* Brassiere
* Bustier
* Camisole
* Camiknickers
* Cami Shorts
* Cheeky
* Chemise
* Corset
* Corselet
* Drawers
* French maid
* G-String/Thong
* Garter
* Garter belt
* Girdle
* Granny panties
* Hosiery
* Jersey nightshirt
* Knickers
* Leotard
* Merry widow
* Naughty & Nice
* Negligee
* Nightgown or Nightie
* Nightshirt
* Panties
* Peignoir
* Petticoat
* Pettipants
* Robe
* Slip
* Spanky-Pants
* Stockings
* Stringbody
* Suspender belt
* Tanga
* Tap Pants
* Teddy
* Undergarment
* Unitard
Tila Tequila wears the best lingerie.
lingerie by use with caution January 28, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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