lindered 

Being so fucked up that the only things that make sense are titties and techno. See linder for indentity of the man that brought this legend to life.

After 14 grams of cocaine and a fifth of Whiskey, I was lindered enough to fuck that fat slut I met at City Club.

lindered by Denis Baldwin December 19, 2003

lindered 

/adj./ Intoxicated to the point of impairment of both physical and mental faculties, yet still being able to get it up and rock the fuck out for hours.

"If things go as planned, I'm getting lindered and and claiming a few goth sluts virginity."

lindered by 313 May 27, 2003

lindered 

when tom linder buys you a drink after youre already way too wasted.

i got lindered on my 21st birthday

lindered by tree May 9, 2004

lindened 

verb: Screwed up, botched, ruined. Something is said to be "lindened" when a situation is made worse by an action that was intended to make things better.

This word originated in the Second Life community in response to the chronic troubles following Second Life upgrades.

My brakes were squeaking a bit so I got them worked on - now they are completely lindened - it won't stop at all.

lindened by nobodynoneofyourbusiness May 4, 2007

lindened 

made worse by an attempt at improvement

The car was having some troubles before I got my cousin to work on it, but now I can't drive it at all, it's totally lindened.

lindened by DracoVulkan May 9, 2007

lindened 

The process of taking something, and in an effort to improve it, making it worse.

Particularly as applied to softwear programs, wherein updates generally result in more bugs than they fix, or more old features broken than new ones introduced.

"He told me he was going to fix my car, but now it's all Lindened and won't even start."

lindened by Cocoanut May 8, 2007

lingered 

An undefined unit of time. Up to interpretation of the reader; length may vary.

can i get admin for 10 lingered
mihtjes
Minutes

lingered by iamcool90000000000000000000000 April 19, 2023