A thing that could, would and will steal your bitch (if you have one, which is very doubtful) No matter the situation
Person 1: Yo who's that guy over there
Person 2: I don't know but he's stealing your bitch
Person 3: Man what a Limpsesgent
Person 1 and 2: Shut up Jacob
the act of shitting and vomiting at the same time, usually on a freinds belongings
ex1: that freaking mexican came in the house drunk and limpskied all over my girlfriends couch!
ex2: after drinking, i limpskied all over the place, and felt so much better!