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limp cock 

The inability of a man to get or maintain an erection in circumstances where the opportunity and the desire for sex is present. The psychological causes, among others, can include intimidation, insecurity, sexual humiliation, and feelings of inadequacy. Such feelings are often triggered by the discovery of his wife's infidelities, and can have a major impact on the future of the marriage.
Bonnie admitted to her husband one night that in desperation from the sexual neglect she had been suffering at home, she had for several years been seeking out and getting the heaven she craved from the stiff cocks of other men. And she blamed it all on him.

Mike thought about all the fights they'd had about sex, about all the times Bonnie had threatened him over the years. He thought about the times she had stormed out, and when he had demanded to know where she was going, she had snapped, "out to get fucked." But in his state of denial, he kept believing they were just idle threats and he ignored them.

But with the bitter truth crashing down around him, Mike became impotent because of the humiliation and shame and had a limp cock for months afterward.

Although Bonnie assured him that none of his friends or coworkers knew, and that she'd only been pussy for strangers, Mike felt trapped. To leave Bonnie and divorce her would mean that all the humiliating details would come out, and everyone would know he had been a sexually inadequate cuckold.

Mike couldn't bear that, so he tried to counter the humiliation he felt and his need to keep it all a secret, by publicly pretending that everything was normal and under control in their marriage. But his impotence meant that Bonnie still needed other men in order to get off, and Mike was forced to learn to accept it. There were no more secrets between them. Mike became Bonnie's anguished but submissive limp cuck hubby who had to wait up for her, while Bonnie fucked around.
limp cock by July41944 August 6, 2009
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Limp Cock 

When a penis is unable to get hard
Peta Tarpon Mattin - Tony, it took me 2 years to get hard:(

Tony mottin - Peta, its because you have a limp cock!

limp cock 

1: a small soft little cock that is a fucking failure cant fucking get hard floppy little clitty

2:a guy whos a fucking bummer
omfg his limp cock is so stupid he cant even get a stiffy
limp cock by weewoomotherfuckers November 26, 2020

limp cock and no lube 

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."
limp cock and no lube by D. Gould January 25, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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