Limer Slimer 

The act of chewing up an entire lime without swallowing it, then giving a blow job with the chewed up lime inside the mouth.

How did it go with Courtney last night? Did you smash?

Man, she gave me the limer slimer!

Limer Slimer by Vocal chords for the day I was June 2, 2019

Prime Time Lime Slime

An alcoholic beverage originated in Michigan that is extremely potent yet undeniably delicious at the same time. The recipe is as follows: 12 beers, 1 fifth of citrus flavored vodka, and 2 cans of concentrated limeade. It is an off-shoot of the party drink Pink Panty Droppers, which uses Pink Lemonade as the flavoring ingredient. Limeade is a stronger flavor therefore it more efficiently cuts the distinct flavor of alcohol, making the drinker unaware of the amount of alcohol actually being consumed.

"Man, Matt came to the party with some Prime Time Lime Slime and everybody got wasted! We got completely slimed!"

Prime Time Lime Slime by DrankTankLives June 29, 2009

lime slime suprise 

When your spouse shoves a lime up your ass, then forces you to eat slime, finally roundhouse kicks you as the surprise.

Man me and my girl went so hard last night she gave me the lime slime suprise.

lime slime suprise by The thickest bitch January 13, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012