Lil Poot 

Poot as in an effeminite fart. and lil as in small. put together its an insult originated by the insane clown posse in their movie Big Money Hustlas and is the Monoxide Child's nickname

Yo he saw Big Stank and said "naw f*** that he aint right. ima give my homie lil poot everythang"

Lil Poot by Manson boy September 7, 2005

lilpootie 

Just another Texan homosexual.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.

Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.

You see a man, walking tall among a crowd of other men. But the way he walks with his butt cheeks clenched around a carrot makes it obvious he is a lilpootie

lilpootie by [MyPP]Lilpootie2 March 22, 2023