Definitions by [MyPP]Lilpootie2
lilpootie
Just another Texan homosexual.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.
Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.
Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.
You see a man, walking tall among a crowd of other men. But the way he walks with his butt cheeks clenched around a carrot makes it obvious he is a lilpootie
lilpootie by [MyPP]Lilpootie2 March 22, 2023