lilpootie

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Just another Texan homosexual.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.

Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.

You see a man, walking tall among a crowd of other men. But the way he walks with his butt cheeks clenched around a carrot makes it obvious he is a lilpootie

lilpootie by [MyPP]Lilpootie2 March 22, 2023

Words you can keep

lilgoogie

the person with the fattest ass ever. the most gigantjc ass

oh that's lilgoogie? isn't ve the one with the humongous tonka truck ass?

lilgoogie by assholder October 25, 2020

Related Words

lilpootie • lilgoogie • liloutie • lil boosie • la pootié • lil cookie • lil dookie • lil lottie • lil mookie • Lil Poot

liloutie

A down-to-earth straight-up girl. Very funny and cute and has the smile to prove it. Loves to kiss and is good at it too! Liloutie is not fake and will be real with you as long as you are always real with her. Definitely has style AND class and is not cheap! She is a people pleaser and would rather please the people in her life she cares about rather than herself. She always puts others first. Without Liloutie's the world would not be as good of a place. She's definitely the girl you want to have with you at a party and for the rest of your life! Liloutie 's know how to have fun! Not to mention, they've got MAJOR sex appeal!!

Everyone wants a piece of a Liloutie! ;) Guys && Girls alike!

Liloutie is sexy real outgoing true friend amazing hottie cute

liloutie by Zak with a K November 24, 2021

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026