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lilpootie 

Just another Texan homosexual.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.

Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.
You see a man, walking tall among a crowd of other men. But the way he walks with his butt cheeks clenched around a carrot makes it obvious he is a lilpootie
lilpootie by [MyPP]Lilpootie2 March 22, 2023
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lilgoogie 

the person with the fattest ass ever. the most gigantjc ass
oh that's lilgoogie? isn't ve the one with the humongous tonka truck ass?
lilgoogie by assholder October 25, 2020
A down-to-earth straight-up girl. Very funny and cute and has the smile to prove it. Loves to kiss and is good at it too! Liloutie is not fake and will be real with you as long as you are always real with her. Definitely has style AND class and is not cheap! She is a people pleaser and would rather please the people in her life she cares about rather than herself. She always puts others first. Without Liloutie's the world would not be as good of a place. She's definitely the girl you want to have with you at a party and for the rest of your life! Liloutie 's know how to have fun! Not to mention, they've got MAJOR sex appeal!!

Everyone wants a piece of a Liloutie! ;) Guys && Girls alike!

Liloutie is sexy real outgoing true friend amazing hottie cute
A down-to-earth straight-up girl. Very funny and cute and has the smile to prove it. Loves to kiss and is good at it too! Liloutie is not fake and will be real with you as long as you are always real with her. Definitely has style AND class and is not cheap! She is a people pleaser and would rather please the people in her life she cares about rather than herself. She always puts others first. Without Liloutie's the world would not be as good of a place. She's definitely the girl you want to have with you at a party and for the rest of your life! Liloutie 's know how to have fun! Not to mention, they've got MAJOR sex appeal!!

Everyone wants a piece of a Liloutie! ;) Guys && Girls alike!

Liloutie is sexy real outgoing true friend amazing hottie cute
liloutie by Zak with a K November 24, 2021
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