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lilpootie 

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Just another Texan homosexual.
They thrive on trying to be relevant.
But never can quite make it.

Has extremely strange anal carrot fetish upon which brings on flatulence. Said flatulence becomes high pitched when the carrot is lodged in the lilpootie anus.
You see a man, walking tall among a crowd of other men. But the way he walks with his butt cheeks clenched around a carrot makes it obvious he is a lilpootie
lilpootie by [MyPP]Lilpootie2 March 22, 2023
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lilgoogie 

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the person with the fattest ass ever. the most gigantjc ass
oh that's lilgoogie? isn't ve the one with the humongous tonka truck ass?
lilgoogie by assholder October 25, 2020
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lilpootie • lilgoogie • liloutie

liloutie

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A down-to-earth straight-up girl. Very funny and cute and has the smile to prove it. Loves to kiss and is good at it too! Liloutie is not fake and will be real with you as long as you are always real with her. Definitely has style AND class and is not cheap! She is a people pleaser and would rather please the people in her life she cares about rather than herself. She always puts others first. Without Liloutie's the world would not be as good of a place. She's definitely the girl you want to have with you at a party and for the rest of your life! Liloutie 's know how to have fun! Not to mention, they've got MAJOR sex appeal!!

Everyone wants a piece of a Liloutie! ;) Guys && Girls alike!

Liloutie is sexy real outgoing true friend amazing hottie cute
A down-to-earth straight-up girl. Very funny and cute and has the smile to prove it. Loves to kiss and is good at it too! Liloutie is not fake and will be real with you as long as you are always real with her. Definitely has style AND class and is not cheap! She is a people pleaser and would rather please the people in her life she cares about rather than herself. She always puts others first. Without Liloutie's the world would not be as good of a place. She's definitely the girl you want to have with you at a party and for the rest of your life! Liloutie 's know how to have fun! Not to mention, they've got MAJOR sex appeal!!

Everyone wants a piece of a Liloutie! ;) Guys && Girls alike!

Liloutie is sexy real outgoing true friend amazing hottie cute
liloutie by Zak with a K November 24, 2021
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Hate Sink 

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A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
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funiosity 

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The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
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Toe Rag 

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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026
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Eternity leave 

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When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
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