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Farting like a trooper 

The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”
"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"
Farting like a trooper by RobMF January 20, 2009

Farting like a barbers cat 

Made up shite insisted on by my father and uncle and made up by my grandad
“You’re farting like a barbers cat”

“Dad that doesnt make any sense you just made it up”

Farting like a Trojan 

When somone is farting very often. It is derrived from the fact that the smell must have become overpowering after being stuck in a city for ten years.

imagine farting like a hippo 

a chonkyc CHONKY VERY CHONKY BOY called gavin hee heee heee hawwwwww imagine eating paper matias
hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.

Farting like the Barber's Cat 

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

likefarming 

Posting online in order to get "likes" for the sole purpose of receiving compliments, recognition, or adulation. Typically inauthentic.
Did you see Jenny's photos of her cleavage? She was totally likefarming.
likefarming by reservoirdog1 March 8, 2015