like a goat 

When something is occurring that is quite grandiose or even just plain crazy.

As it was snowing hard outside and visibility was poor, Todd exclaimed, "It's snowing like a goat!"

like a goat by GlenYudismaki February 24, 2014

God you're like a goat 

Phrase used in the movie Revenge of The Nerds. Translated, it means "God your such a slut"

When Carl found that his wife was cheating on him he exclaimed,"God you're like a goat!"

God you're like a goat by Kailyn! January 12, 2008

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass 

To say: "Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass" is to provide high praise for something or someone. A harsh term, it is often used by men in the working trades. A star baseball player on a mediocre team could be said to "shine like a diamond in a goat's ass." Often, the phrase is used as a compliment for a really nice car or motorcycle. Ironically, it would not be appropriate to compliment a diamond ring or other jewelry with this phrase. (Body piercings excepted.)

1. That new chrome on your Harley-Davidson shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!
2. The ghost flames on your pickup truck make it shine like a diamond in a goat's ass.
3. Inappropriate usage: "Your engagement ring shines like a diamond in a goat's ass!" (That might get you bitch-slapped.)

Shines like a diamond in a goat's ass by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

grunting like a goat

the noise when a disgusting man has sex

I was having sex and he like grunting like a goat

grunting like a goat by DT94 May 31, 2016

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter 

Basically being too full to move.

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"

Bloated like a goat ready for slaughter by itwasworththis April 6, 2022

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021