lightspeed 

REAL FAST. The speed of light!

Imagine the speed of Superman, that is lightspeed!

lightspeed by brendan July 1, 2004

Lightspeed Systems 

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

Lightspeed Systems by Derpio June 14, 2016

Lightspeed Champion 

Amazing music.

Also a character in comics drawn in maths books.

Omg Lightspeed Champion is amazing

Lightspeed Champion by Like Totally June 21, 2008

Lightspeed Dickslam 

The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.

Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.

Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.

If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.

Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.

I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.

Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?

Lightspeed Dickslam by VI6VI August 5, 2011

Lightspeed Systems 

A shitty software that school used to block everything and violates our privacy.

Friend: Yo I tried to use tor to bypass Lightspeed Systems, why isn't it working.
Me: You need to configure a bridge server.
Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.

Lightspeed Systems by GodTierPlayer March 18, 2021

lightspeed the hedgehog 

a gamer dude who is awesome and does epic art

Yo! Have you heard of lightspeed the hedgehog? He does cool art!

lightspeed the hedgehog by boxburgerz April 23, 2022

At lightspeed 

To do something very fast. Usually it is used when you have to quickly finish something and get to another work asap.

P1: Are you online in that game?
P2: Almost there, gotta finish eating at lightspeed!

At lightspeed by Superporff August 20, 2018