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police lightening 

1) calling down the wrath of the police by making them shoot 50,000 volts of electricity through your body with a taser.
2) getting tasered by the police because you are either too high, drunk, stupid or any combination of the three to comply with a police order.
JoeBob: Wow, BillyBob really pissed that cop off by spitting on him

LukeBob: Uh Oh looks like 5-0 pulled his taser out and is gonna hit em' with some police lightening!

JoeBob: damn that looks like it really hurts! Hit em' again! Cool!

Cincinnati sightseeing

An activity in Cincinnati, practiced by locals, that involves slowing down or stopping when passing working firemen, policemen, paramedics, or other rescue personnel in the hopes of seeing what's going on and/or being entertained.
"We hung out by that house fire for like forty five minutes and we finally saw them carry a lady out of the second story. It was a great night for Cincinnati sightseeing."

lightening rod 

Come smoke this lightening rod with us and get F'ed up
lightening rod by hannah1985 March 16, 2009

north american lightening rod 

when a big thunderstorm is happening a male runs out into the middle of a field ties a piece of metal around his penis waits for his soldier to stand tall. and then waits for the lightening to strike
hey man me and a bunch of the guys are heding out to the field for a north american lightening rod wanna come?!

Lightening

Alternate spelling for lightning, often used by moronic Internet junkies and feeble-minded cretinous Facebook users.
Status: "Wow, thunder and lightening tonight!"
Fifteen of my fuckwit friends 'like' this.

Comment:"Really, a storm and altered skin tone?"
Lightening by NoSnKi December 16, 2011

LightSkinGoku69 

Down bad
That’s all
“Gimme an example of somebody who is just so down bad it’s hard to explain”

“LightSkinGoku69”