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lightspeed by brendan July 1, 2004
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Lightspeed Systems
A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.
Lightspeed Systems by Derpio June 14, 2016
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Lightspeed Dickslam
The act of slamming one's genitals at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. One person must drive down a highway, or any road that has the correct speed limit. They must drive on the far right or the far left lane of the road.
Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.
Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.
If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.
Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
Person #2 must be on the far left or far right of the car, putting themselves right next to the shoulder of the road. They must then pull out their genitals and stick their dick out of the window.
Person #3 does not have to be a willing participant. They must only be a bystander on the shoulder of the highway.
If all 3 people are present and doing their jobs, then Person #1 will accelerate above 45 MPH whilst going past Person #3, who will be slammed with Person #2's dick and what would feel like lightspeed.
Note: Person #2's dick must be longer that the side mirrors of the car, or else it becomes a Lightspeed Side-mirror-slam. For this reason, black men are ideal for Person #2, and Asian men are highly discouraged.
I heard that Joe got Lightspeed Dickslammed the other day while walking home from the mall.
Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
Serves him right. Why was he walking from the mall?
Lightspeed Dickslam by VI6VI August 5, 2011
Lightspeed Systems
Friend: Yo I tried to use tor to bypass Lightspeed Systems, why isn't it working.
Me: You need to configure a bridge server.
Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.
Me: You need to configure a bridge server.
Friend: Bro, isn't that used to bypass shitty firewall setup in countries like China?
Me: Yea.
Lightspeed Systems by GodTierPlayer March 18, 2021
lightspeed the hedgehog
lightspeed the hedgehog by boxburgerz April 23, 2022
At lightspeed
To do something very fast. Usually it is used when you have to quickly finish something and get to another work asap.
At lightspeed by Superporff August 20, 2018