Where the man sticks his nose into the vagina and farmer blows, all while shoving his fist 8 3/4 inches up her ass until you see your fist pushing up against innards. The man masturbates... The nearby animal, usually a small mammal, runs up the man's dick hole so jizz flies everywhere.
by CameronDDDDDDDDD December 6, 2013
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by Dan Rich, courtesy of Joe Grecz July 16, 2008
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Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”
by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020
Get the Lightning Rod mug.During long road trips, you may come across (or rather, they'll come across you) a lightning rod. It is basically a car which has one goal on the highway... to keep in the triple digits MPH. You'll discover them most likely riding your tail if your in the left lane.
The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.
The purpose of a lightning rod is to let them go. Chances are, you aren't obeying the speed limit either and, on a long road trip, you'll want to be pushing around 80. Police fundraisers on the side of the highway will catch this guy first. Lightning rods will eventually leave the highway or disappear into the horizon, and ghost cars might creep up on you.
by The Sub February 25, 2005
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by Lightning_Rodder August 11, 2010
Get the Lightning Rod mug.A move originating in the lower east side of Norwegia meaning to remove the penis from a women/mans anus and while the shitter is still opened taking a piss into the conerging butthole.
The Norwegian Lightning Rod is actually illegal in Norwegia but still pretty common in poverty stricken places in the country.
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