Life Block

When you want to get a life, but instead stay in bed all day.

I really want to go to that party, but i have Life Block.

Life Block by tohkeyo January 8, 2015

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Life Block

When you ignore someone, block them out of your life. This consists of deleting them off all IM programs and social networking sites, avoiding making plans and not speaking when you come face to face.

Dawson life blocked sophie.

Life Block by sdog. July 29, 2009

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Life Blocker

A play with words based on the expression "cock blocker".

In this case the life blocker doesn't stop you from engaging in intercourse or other stimulating and fun activities specifically, but instead takes all your energy out of you, because it doesn't believe you are deserving of life.

Frequently used for parents who resent not performing abortion on their kids.

My mother just got home, so I can't stay positive or happy, she is a life blocker.

Life Blocker by Barbra Silver January 12, 2021

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The Black life cycle

The life cycle that black men go through. When you are born, all the way untill puberty you are a niglet. once you hit puberty, you evolve into a nig.(if you have not hit puberty by high school skip the nig stage) Once you enter high school, you become a nigga. Once you turn about 30(age may vary depending on the type) you turn into a nigger. The Last stage, is when you turn about 80 is a lump of coal. This is the stage when your are almost dead.

dam, look at that kid. He dosen't understand The Black life cycle. He hasen't even hit puberty and already callin' himself a nigga...man niglets these days...

The Black life cycle by An Awsome Black persom May 20, 2010