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Lieutenant Dan
A true American hero, a man who had a destiny. Forrest Gump's lieutenant in Vietnam who gets his legs amputated. Later, he helps Forrest get rich with Bubba Gump shrimp.
Lieutenant Dan by TheBassMan69 August 5, 2008
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wake up lieutenant
A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.
Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*
wake up lieutenant by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019
Troy Van Leeuwen
The current multi-instrumentalist of Queens of the Stone Age, Troy Van Leeuwen is a badass musician and has also played with bands such as A Perfect Circle, Sweethead, Enemy, Failure, and more. Troy is known to favor semi-hollow guitars and has his own signature Yamaha (Yamaha SA503 TVL).
Troy is also known among fans for his kickass style, almost always wearing finely tailored suits and looking downright classy. In the words of former QOTSA drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl: "Chicks dig it, man."
Troy is also known among fans for his kickass style, almost always wearing finely tailored suits and looking downright classy. In the words of former QOTSA drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl: "Chicks dig it, man."
Jeez, Troy Van Leeuwen is an awesome guitarist. He might even be as good as Josh Homme!
I love how all of the guys are in t-shirts and Troy STILL wears a suit. He's unbelievably sexy.
I love how all of the guys are in t-shirts and Troy STILL wears a suit. He's unbelievably sexy.
Troy Van Leeuwen by camizzled August 14, 2010
Lieutenant Sarcasm
The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.
*People are looking at a burning building*
Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.
Lieutenant Sarcasm by smileyface3 January 14, 2010
Lieutenant Shiny-Sides
Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.
Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!
Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!
Lieutenant Shiny-Sides by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009
Lieutenant Dangle
Lieutenant Dangle by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.