Lieuwe 

Has the biggest Dick in the entire world. 6 pack abs like u Dont know.

Lieuwe is the best example of perfect man

Lieuwe by Dddfjen January 7, 2020

Lieutenant Dan 

A true American hero, a man who had a destiny. Forrest Gump's lieutenant in Vietnam who gets his legs amputated. Later, he helps Forrest get rich with Bubba Gump shrimp.

ICE CREAM, LIEUTENANT DAN!

Lieutenant Dan by TheBassMan69 August 5, 2008

wake up lieutenant 

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.

Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

wake up lieutenant by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019

Troy Van Leeuwen 

The current multi-instrumentalist of Queens of the Stone Age, Troy Van Leeuwen is a badass musician and has also played with bands such as A Perfect Circle, Sweethead, Enemy, Failure, and more. Troy is known to favor semi-hollow guitars and has his own signature Yamaha (Yamaha SA503 TVL).

Troy is also known among fans for his kickass style, almost always wearing finely tailored suits and looking downright classy. In the words of former QOTSA drummer and Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl: "Chicks dig it, man."

Jeez, Troy Van Leeuwen is an awesome guitarist. He might even be as good as Josh Homme!

I love how all of the guys are in t-shirts and Troy STILL wears a suit. He's unbelievably sexy.

Troy Van Leeuwen by camizzled August 14, 2010

Lieutenant Sarcasm 

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.

*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Lieutenant Sarcasm by smileyface3 January 14, 2010

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Peter's Former gold fish on Family Guy.

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009

Lieutenant Dangle 

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

Lieutenant Dangle by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005