LieutenantX

Likes big chin chin... MilkBone is LieutenantX's master..

<MilkBone>Hi
LieutenantX gives milkbone gifts

LieutenantX by MilkBone February 28, 2003

LieutenantX

Bolt newbie who is trying to make it as a "1337" "h4x0r" but has a long road ahead. LieutenantX generally bows to all those he looks up to and/or wants to secretly give head to.

<LieutenantX>your so 1337 dano, how do you do it?!
<Chill_Pill>Just cuzz bitch, kthx
<LieutenantX>*gives you head*

LieutenantX by Webster February 28, 2003

LieutenantX

faggot some gay homo who gives head for crack

LieutenantX:Must give head...need...crack...or dick in my ass

LieutenantX by Milkbone biatch January 11, 2005

Lieutenant Dan 

A true American hero, a man who had a destiny. Forrest Gump's lieutenant in Vietnam who gets his legs amputated. Later, he helps Forrest get rich with Bubba Gump shrimp.

ICE CREAM, LIEUTENANT DAN!

Lieutenant Dan by TheBassMan69 August 5, 2008

wake up lieutenant 

A phrase used to wake up your drunken human sidekick after you have returned from the dead yet again.

Connor: "Wake up Lieutenant!" *slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

wake up lieutenant by 28StabWounds February 9, 2019

Lieutenant Sarcasm 

The person you temporarily become after thanking Captain Obvious.

*People are looking at a burning building*

Person 1: Whoa, guys, look! It's on fire!
Person 2: Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Person 1: You're welcome, Lieutenant Sarcasm.

Lieutenant Sarcasm by smileyface3 January 14, 2010

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides

Peter's Former gold fish on Family Guy.

Oh my God! All right, don't freak out, Peter. Don't freak out like you did when your goldfish died.

Here ya go, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides. It's okay, you don't have to eat it now. You're just sleepin'. You'll eat it later! You'll eat it later, Lieutenant Shiny-Sides!

Lieutenant Shiny-Sides by The cheese sloth July 19, 2009