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Usually confused with LIGMA, LICKMA(enLarged Intestines Carphosagus Kodranamad Macro Anus) is a disease obtained during unprotected sex with Fortnite streamers. This is studied by the IORSBOFA (International Organization for Research and Study on Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). LICKMA is still part of the bacterial group BOFA(Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits).
Random Kid: "I am dying of LICKMA!"
Nurse: "What is LICKMA?"
Random Kid: "LICK MA BALLS!!! HAHEHAHEHAHE!!!"
*Expelled*
Lickma by LICKMA August 26, 2018
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A Pharase that people use to mess with people that means & is short for “LICK MA NUTS”!”
Hey man do u have Lickma?

Lick what ?

Lick ma NUTs
LickMa by Klinkhammer October 7, 2018

lickma male 

A lickma male is a species of human who's entire purpose in life is to lick their balls.
I hate John the Lickma Male.

Lockmart 

Lockheed-Martin, and their tendency to sell things, thus LockMart, or Lock-Mart
Imma go get myself a plane at LockMart
Lockmart by ChicagoLTed April 6, 2022

Butthole lickable 

When a girl is so hot, you'd easily eat her ass out.
Ryan: OMG! Kylie O. is so fine, she's totally butthole lickable anyday!

lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.
Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012

lickable 

an attractive person that makes you lick their photo on your phone
OMG JOSH DUN IS SO LICKABLE!
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