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danger noodle 

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!
Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.
A memey version of the word "burger."
This meme orginated from a cat.
Person 1: Yo, whatchu getting.
Person 2: Borgor.
A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.
Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

lickma male 

A lickma male is a species of human who's entire purpose in life is to lick their balls.
I hate John the Lickma Male.

smaginshoting 

Pronouced "sna-gin-shot-ing"
A sport which consistists of knitting and throwing a ball made of wool at your worst enemy. (It is rule that your opponent HAS to be your worst enemy)
The first person to knock the other over wins.
Bro that game of smaginshoting was INSANE!
Yeah, that Megalo Chad totally destroyed Harvey Balls!

sigma male 

A type of men who wanted to be a "alpha male" but wanted to be like cooler or some crap?
So they decided to make their own type of male.
Person 1 (a beta male): Yoooo, you're such a alpha.
Person 2 (an absolute sigma male): No, no, no! You absolute IDIOT! I am a SIGMA MALE, get it right you beta b*tch.
This is a meme consisting of a cat opening and closing it's mouth while making a popping noise.
Pop cat should NOT be used in a typical sentence.