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Licking Dog

A chinese term roughly equivalent to the western "simp".

A man who is obsessed with a woman's approval, putting to the point of being submissive and obseqious, even when he gains nothing from it. Particularly applies when the woman he is lowering himself for is very much not worth the effort; such as a green tea bitch or white lotus.

A Licking Dog's behavior often involves spending exorbitant amounts of money on the object of his infatuation, without anything in return.
A - Brother, take a look at Ye Feng following after the school belle, Li Qinghua. A toad lusting after swan meat.
B - Truly a pitiful licking dog. Doesn't he know that she's Young Master Zhang's woman?
Licking Dog by _gal1leo July 16, 2026
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titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail
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doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

Dog dick licking 

Where your dog licks himself then right away licks ur face.
My dog was mad for leaving him in the car for a long time.. To where him was dog dick licking himself when i started the vehicle and right away he licked my face without swallowing.

Dog locking 

(adj) The art of inserting a thumb into someones arse and bending it once inserted (preventing the other party from moving).
Boy I fucked that slapper hard. She nearly fell off it was that wet so i had to dog lock her.
Dog locking by sonofsmurf June 7, 2005
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026