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Lick Master 

an intense licker. can move tongue 5mph.
That chicks tongue was amazing! She was such a lick master!
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Lick Master 

someone who is an intense licker. Meaning they can move they're tongue at least 5mph. Yeah it's intense!
Yo dude you hear about that one chick from east side? I heard she's a total lick master, someone said she goes 7mph!
Lick Master by lovelicker4534 March 27, 2010

Lick Master of the Far East

A term first coined by the comedic GOAT Sam Kinison during the 80's to mean a person extremely proficient in the art of cunnilingus. The art form is considered a form of meditative practice. Practicing persons presumably have had trained in Tibet in this art for 5 or more years. Training in this art includes calligraphy using one's tongue. Can Write a letter to Santa (with tongue) whilst going down on a female and making her cum before ending the first sentence. The vagina is usually destroyed and rendered useless by the end of the first paragraph. Women who have endured to this extreme have been wheelchair bound, left to never walk again. Practitioners have eaten more vagina than cervical cancer during intense training sessions to reach this skill level. Goku even gives respect to them. Women should beware.

(Note: Gay variants have not been studied as of this writing, the NIH is currently seeking funding from Congress to carry out studies in the future.)
Woman 1: I heard he is Lick Master of the far east. WAIT, DIDN'T YOU HOOK UP WITH HIM LAST YEAR?!!!
Woman 2: Yes, it is true, why do you think I'm currently stuck in this wheelchair?
Woman 1: OMG Girl, what WAS THAT like?
Woman 2: God level. Though I may never walk again, and I am currently seeking a plastic surgeon for a full vaginal reconstruction surgery, I have NO regrets.
Woman 1: Girl, I'm sooo jealous.

Linkmaster 

Someone who is always pasting great links into chat.
That Bent Angle is quite the effing linkmaster.
Linkmaster by Bent January 19, 2005

Lickmaster 

A person who is seen as the epitome of licking.
Man, that guy is most definitely the Lickmaster.
Lickmaster by LM94 August 3, 2010

Luckmaster 

Someone who is able to make good use of their luck and somehow is lucky enough to help others or oneself using luck. Luckmasters usually have really good luck, and get their source of luck from something. E.g Food or shows
Wow, thanks luckmaster, your luck really helped me get out of trouble!
Luckmaster by LeBlueBunneh January 26, 2015
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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